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Vinyard
Vinyard; (proper noun) as in to be a "Vinyard". One who is worthless and lacks any attribute worth complementing. Not to be confused with Billy Bum
Vinyard by JTW-CLS-SER May 16, 2016
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Vinlanders
Vinlanders are what Viking collinist where called in North America,greenland and Iceland during the 11th centry. the Vikings called the area Vinland because of it's many vines. Vinlanders can also mean modern Americans of nordic or anglo decent who feel akin To the Original norse collinist.Inaddtion,There is also a social club Known as the Vinlanders Social Club In north American It is probably the largest association of racially concious patriotic SkinHeads In north America
Vinlanders by Nlr718 December 17, 2006
Vinyaveer Chiemma
Vinyaveer Chiemma by fakespam123 April 30, 2020
Vinyard Vines
An extreme prep store as defined by themselves. Part of Martha's Vinyard, a "J.Crew"-like style only more over priced and douchier. Common products are items you may find an adult, who often has an annual income in the mid to high six-figure range, wearing. A style very similar to the ass hole boyfriend, Daniel Cosgrove, in "National Lampoon's: Van Wilder", or Dan Aykroyd's initial character in "Trading Places". Often worn by Frathole or Slutority on the college level.
"Yo bro! U tryna max out your dad's amex? Let's go h.a.m. at Vinyard Vines. Heard the new line is in."
"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."
"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."
Vinyard Vines by Mason Neely December 25, 2011
Anal Vinyard
When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.
When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.
Anal Vinyard by Nonya business August 29, 2008
vineyarder
vineyarder by steve June 19, 2005
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"