Vinyard
Vinyard; (proper noun) as in to be a "Vinyard". One who is worthless and lacks any attribute worth complementing. Not to be confused with Billy Bum
Vinyard by JTW-CLS-SER May 16, 2016
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Vinyard Vines
An extreme prep store as defined by themselves. Part of Martha's Vinyard, a "J.Crew"-like style only more over priced and douchier. Common products are items you may find an adult, who often has an annual income in the mid to high six-figure range, wearing. A style very similar to the ass hole boyfriend, Daniel Cosgrove, in "National Lampoon's: Van Wilder", or Dan Aykroyd's initial character in "Trading Places". Often worn by Frathole or Slutority on the college level.
"Yo bro! U tryna max out your dad's amex? Let's go h.a.m. at Vinyard Vines. Heard the new line is in."
"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."
"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."
Vinyard Vines by Mason Neely December 25, 2011
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Vinyard • Vinyard Vines • vinyarder • Anal Vinyard • Jewish Vinyard • Vineyard Vines • Vineyard • Vintard • vinard • Vineard
Anal Vinyard
When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.
When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.
Anal Vinyard by Nonya business August 29, 2008
Jewish Vinyard
When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
Jewish Vinyard by Scurbird September 26, 2020
Vineard
Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee
Vineard by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005
Martha's Vineyard
Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.
Martha's Vineyard by South-West June 3, 2021
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