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Vice Gripper 

An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.

No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
Vice Gripper by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
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vice gripper 

criminal that puts the lean on corrupt public officials through blackmail or threats
the Pennsylvania judge was taking money tu sell children intu sexual bondage so I got the vice gripper on him