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stop hitting your head on your keyboard, like seriously bro thats gross.

Paul is a good example of this. Here is an example of the regular conversation with Paul we all truly know.

This phrase is common with brain damage, skull fracturing, and also well documented stupidity.
paul: yo bro i feel like hittin my head on something

john: no please dont

paul: vhjug
vhjug by sir johnathan the 2nd April 12, 2022
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VaJugular 

1.ANY AREA SEXUALLY AROUSING FROM THE HEAD DOWN TO VAJ ON THE FEMALE BODY
2.HEAD SO GOOD YOU FORGET YOU NOT FUCKIN
1. SHE SAID SHE WAS FEELING ME AN YOUR BODY WAS SCREAMIN SHE WANTED ME IN AN AROUND HER VAJUGULAR
2. SHE GAVE ME VAJUGULAR IN THE PARKING LOTT I FORGOT I WAS ACTUALLY STILL IN MY DRIVE WAY LOL
VaJugular by GlenTEN June 10, 2009
When a woman vaginally hugs her partner's 'tool' while
he's in her, by contracting her vaginal muscles voluntarily.

It's a V HUG !

pronounced vug
Kay and Vinny were testing 'the pill' and Kay gave Vinny a vhug. She tightened around Vinny's tool so profound and he felt her vaginal hug.
vhug by FlatTopCrew May 20, 2011
A fucking, funny, confusing boy or man.
“Vhugala liked to tell jokes”.
vhugala by Vhugala November 5, 2020

Vajugular 

A combination of the neck and a females' vagina.
If you keep it up I will stab you in the vajugular.
Vajugular by Looktokid July 17, 2013

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When a woman vaginally hugs her partners 'tool' while

he's in her, by contracting her vaginal muscles voluntarily.

It's a V HUG !

pronounced vug.
Jack and Jill were testing the pill and Jill gave Jack a vhug. She tightend around Jacks 'tool' so profound , the sex hug surely surprised him !!!!
vhug by FlatTopCrew May 20, 2011