A magic spell created by The Gays™ to turn anyone straight. In order for it to work, one has to follow this ritual with strict rules. First of all, rub your cum on your face before you sleep. After that, say the magic word 7 times. When you wake up in the morning, you'll immediately feel sexually attracted to females and start having sexual intercourse with the one nearest to you.
Mark: Hey, did you hear about this new gay spell "VFESBOOTEXNI"?
Danny: Oh yeah, heard it makes you straight overnight. Now we won't have to be bullied for being such twinks anymore!
Danny: Oh yeah, heard it makes you straight overnight. Now we won't have to be bullied for being such twinks anymore!
by dannysgrandma January 21, 2019