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verb meaning to insert yourself in a) conversations or b) physically, into a small area.
a) "He just vestuted into our conversation out of nowhere."

b) "I was sitting next to someone but somehow he managed to vestute his way between us."
vestute by nineteensixtytwo March 3, 2014
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G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

Fans-Vestite 

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.
Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres
Fans-Vestite by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

Half-vestite 

A person who has begun the transformation to become another gender. They may have begun the hormone treatments and realized it wasn't for them or they may be considering their options.
notable half-vestites:

1 Wendy Williams- she has male qualities but appears female
2 RuPaul - he would complete the transformation but is an established drag queen
Half-vestite by Maximuspwnd April 17, 2010

Bush-Vestite 

Kind of like a transvestite, but hornier and annoying with its "Bush-ism" taunts. It is rare and is mentioned a lot in a Youtube video I saw containing backwards messages in the Pokemon theme song. It is the main antagonist of a commonly flatulant society run by Dr. Breen. They also eat kittens in their tacos and jam out to Pearl Jam.....they really suck. .......oh and u said no one could get more ass than Ron Jeremy.....he is a Bush-Vestite. So is Chuck Norris. And that guy from "Sky High", because that movie sucked more ass than a Matt Warrington. Also they are known to masturbate.....a lot to gay hentei.....like a Matt Warrington.
OMG that fucking Bush-Vestite is eating a kitten!
Bush-Vestite by Harold Penis August 4, 2008
KOROVA, THE ONE WHICH WAS UNDERMINED
damn that new g lead is a real vestite
VESTITE by daunderminer September 19, 2021
Noun:. A covering garment: Clothing, Apparel, Garb; an outer garment; to clothe with a garment; a garment or insignia worn by someone for service;
Verb: To grant or endow with a particular authority, right or property: to clothe with or as if with official or ceremonial garment; to place/give into the possession/discretion of some person/authority.
Rev.19:12-13. His eyes as a flame of fire, and on his head many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he clothed with a VESTURE dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
vesture by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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