vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

vasocongestion

The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm.

The blue tint of the scrotum is caused by the blood in the scrotum lacking oxygen. Hince the misleading term "Blue Balls". The testicles do swell up 50 percent of the size. Pain is similar to being kicked in the testicles.

When vasocongestion "Blue Balls" happened to Hue G. Rection, testicles increased 50% in size and oxygenless blood filled the scrotum. Leaving him in a dull pain similar to being kicked in the testicles.

by DagoVirtuoso September 29, 2005

reply-vasocongestion

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.

Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.

by Seb-X April 4, 2008

vasocongestion

Also known as blue balls.

I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 19, 2005