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scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"
"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"
by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009
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