Definitions by Ididyourdad69420

Vark 

A cool nice friend who will support, annoy, and support you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.

You:I need help vark!

Vark: with what>
You: something!
vark:fine but i want 5 bucks

Vark by Ididyourdad69420 June 2, 2023