If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.
VAJ.UH.FACE.
"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."
These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp darkcorners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.