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When yo friend is funny as hell and you laugh so hard when you go to burp you vomit.

"Bro what is he doing" "Bro I'm so hella funny that I made him varf"

Varf by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

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Varf

A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.

Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

Varf by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008

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varf

A vaginal barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the vagina.

I was so drunk, I was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!

varf by queeford the big red dog December 20, 2008

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varfee

Varfee is the type of guy that is just special and is outgoing and has an aura around him that is amazing and always has a can do attitude.

Varfee is my favorite classmates.

varfee by DiamondProdigy February 1, 2018

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Varflock

A very respected and wise person🙏

Friend: Hey, can you help me with this?
Me: Ask Varflock. He knows.

Varflock by Jedimaster2807 September 15, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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