Varf 

When yo friend is funny as hell and you laugh so hard when you go to burp you vomit.

"Bro what is he doing" "Bro I'm so hella funny that I made him varf"

Varf by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

Varf 

A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.

Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

Varf by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008

varf 

A vaginal barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the vagina.

I was so drunk, I was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!

varf by queeford the big red dog December 20, 2008

varfee 

Varfee is the type of guy that is just special and is outgoing and has an aura around him that is amazing and always has a can do attitude.

Varfee is my favorite classmates.

varfee by DiamondProdigy February 1, 2018

Varflock

A very respected and wise person🙏

Friend: Hey, can you help me with this?
Me: Ask Varflock. He knows.

Varflock by Jedimaster2807 September 15, 2022