Varf

When yo friend is funny as hell and you laugh so hard when you go to burp you vomit.

"Bro what is he doing" "Bro I'm so hella funny that I made him varf"

Varf by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

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Varf

A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.

Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

Varf by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008

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Varf • varfee • Varflock

varf

A vaginal barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the vagina.

I was so drunk, I was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!

varf by queeford the big red dog December 20, 2008

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varfee

Varfee is the type of guy that is just special and is outgoing and has an aura around him that is amazing and always has a can do attitude.

Varfee is my favorite classmates.

varfee by DiamondProdigy February 1, 2018

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Varflock

A very respected and wise person🙏

Friend: Hey, can you help me with this?
Me: Ask Varflock. He knows.

Varflock by Jedimaster2807 September 15, 2022

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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