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Originated after Cher's video clip from 1989 where she was astride a battle ship cannon wearing what was loosely described as vaginal floss. Has inspired many other female singing artists to stip down to nothing and mount phallic inanimate objects. eg. "Wrecking Ball"
Have you seen Miley go Vannon on that Wrecking Ball!
vannon by Finii December 4, 2013
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vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.
Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!
vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017
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Vinnon started in the summer of 03 in Greece. Used to describe prats nerds geeks sids all rolled into the same being.
An example of a Vinnon = Stanraat = Biggest in Europe
vinnon by Wigwam's Dust August 6, 2006
Vanson is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is very very genuine. He always has a smile on his face. He cares beyond what you think. If you date a Vanson, never ever let him go. He is the most amazing thing you will ever have. He will love you more than anything else in the world. He is hilarious and always brightens a room when he walks in. He is overall, the greatest guy you could ever have in your life. He is not only a great boyfriend, but also the most amazing best friend anybody could ever have. He will do what ever it takes to be with you 26/9. He will always speak his mind no matter what. Vanson is the most amazing person on planet Earth.
Did you see Vanson today? I wish I was him.
Vanson by whipnaenae550 February 23, 2020
Taking a long ride in a van.
Janitor: Do you like vanning?
Molly Clock: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: Sort of like taking a long drive in a car... except in a van.
Molly Clock: ...still not getting it
vanning by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
Two women with magical superpowers who together can rule the world. Much like the fairy godmothers of all fairy godmothers.
Everyone needs a vanona
The world would be a better place with more vanonas
Don't know what to do... ask Vanona!
Who loves Vanona? Err.. everyone!
Vanona by topsecretuser June 27, 2018

Andrew VanDonselaar 

One of the most adorable guys you'll ever meet,being country only makes it better. Andrew VanDonselaar is one of the sweetest people on Earth, and once you meet him you'll never want him to leave your life. He's a best friend, a boyfriend, a big brother,and anything else that you would ever need. Just an all round amazing person. Don't let this one get away!
"How are you and Andrew VanDonselaar?"
Me: "Andrew VanDonselaar is one of the best things that have ever happened to me, I love him more than you'll ever know" <3
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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