The huge mini van that is always driving really slowly infront of you when you're in a hurry. Often has semi-political/religious bumper stickers plastered to its peeling paint.
Girl: Will you hurry up I'm late for work!
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.
by Risss August 09, 2005
a girl who tries to be a slut but is just too gross for anyone to want to hook up with her. often is a big druggie and used to have a lot of sex until everyone realized she had a ton of STDs.
by Risss August 09, 2005