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vandusky 

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>

<more long pausing>

Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
vandusky by barfcake January 17, 2012
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an amazing word you can use to call someone beautiful/pretty/handsome.
You're so vanussy!

Jake wanted me to tell you you look very vanussy today.
vanussy by sasgha January 23, 2022
an amazing word you can use to call someone beautiful/pretty/handsome.
You're so vanussy!

Jake wanted me to tell you you look very vanussy today.
vanussy by sasgha January 23, 2022

vandusky 

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
vandusky by barfcake January 15, 2012
Vanussy, vanussy is reference to popular game five night at freddy’s it’s referring to Vanessa/Vanny one of the main enemies in the new title Five Nights At Freddys: Security Breach, what it means is the pussy of said person in this instance it’s Vanessa’s pussy. Vanussy is unfunny and made just to annoy people but make those specific unfunny losers laugh. If you think vanussy is funny your a social reject
Unfunny Person: oh no Vanessa’s vanussy is out 🙈

Normal Human Being: please shut the fuck up

another example:

Unfunny mf: freddy said vanussy 😂😂

Normal Perosn: how is that funny?

Unfunny mf: putting ussy after every thing is funny

Normal Person: 😐
Vanussy by JohnnyBlu3 January 11, 2022
i just fucked that vanqussy up dude
vanqussy by glossdiscord November 23, 2025