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vandusky
A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
vandusky
A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
Vanussy
Vanussy, vanussy is reference to popular game five night at freddy’s it’s referring to Vanessa/Vanny one of the main enemies in the new title Five Nights At Freddys: Security Breach, what it means is the pussy of said person in this instance it’s Vanessa’s pussy. Vanussy is unfunny and made just to annoy people but make those specific unfunny losers laugh. If you think vanussy is funny your a social reject
Unfunny Person: oh no Vanessa’s vanussy is out 🙈
Normal Human Being: please shut the fuck up
another example:
Unfunny mf: freddy said vanussy 😂😂
Normal Perosn: how is that funny?
Unfunny mf: putting ussy after every thing is funny
Normal Person: 😐
Normal Human Being: please shut the fuck up
another example:
Unfunny mf: freddy said vanussy 😂😂
Normal Perosn: how is that funny?
Unfunny mf: putting ussy after every thing is funny
Normal Person: 😐
Vanussy by JohnnyBlu3 January 11, 2022
vanqussy
vanqussy by glossdiscord November 23, 2025
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