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Van Wilder 

The raddest fucking dude alive. Party liaison.
"Where can I find Van Wilder?" "In the Guiness Book of Fucking World Records, man; under the raddest fucking dude alive."
Van Wilder by BigFreak January 24, 2005
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van wilder 

a funny, yet nasty movie. it'll make you never want to eat a cream filled donught again...believe me.
van wilder is my favorite movie ever.
van wilder by baaaaa123 January 18, 2006

Van Wilder 

The radis fuckin dude alive.
Were can I find Van Wilder?-In the ginus book of world fuckin records man.
Van Wilder by J Pink May 27, 2003

Van Wilder 

code name for a drug dealer. started at a high school called Northwood in louisiana
You get your stuff from Van Wilder?
Van Wilder by Tajymahal February 8, 2009

Van Wilder Syndrome 

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.
Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

Van Wilder plan 

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
Van Wilder plan by Greybush January 23, 2008

vanwilder plan 

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school
student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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