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van vleck highschool
filled of rich white boys that are so immature for their age only talk to girls to bang, you can walk into any bathroom and catch a person juuling. principles don’t expect girls to do it but little do they know we do it the most. principals are wack teachers are wack students are wack. more worried about dress code then actual education. but for real our boys sports are raw. the girls program is sad.
van vleck highschool by Haileymavalester12345 June 3, 2019
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van der Vlerk
To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
van der Vlerk by Duck Newland April 21, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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