Vampire Wannabe

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A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

Vampire Wannabe by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021

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Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.

"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."

Wannabe Vampire by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006

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Wannabe Vampires

Kids who usally range from Fifth to Eighth grade, who drink V8 and dress like a Goth or Emo dude/dudette. Wannabe Vampires also like to "tell" on people that they dislike or wanna start shit with, and then start crying in front of a Teacher/Princible. They usually hang around Dark areas like a Goth or Emo.

Jonny- WOAH! LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!!!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!

Wannabe Vampires by iwouldbangagothchick October 13, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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