vampire tea bag
vampire tea bag by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005
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A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012
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vampire tea bag
(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!
vampire tea bag by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006
vampire teabag
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.
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Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
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Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
vampire teabag by MTalos August 15, 2003
Vampire Teabag
A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
Vampire Teabag by Naguine November 21, 2010