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Valton
The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".
Valton by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019
Vatonage
Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011
Valbona
Valbona is usually kindhearted, strong and independent. Come across a Valbona and you’ll be really lucky. She will always be there for you and help you with anything. Valbona’s are usually rare to find because of the strength and courage they have.
I love Valbona!
Valbona by Fiidieirowofkekdotkre January 25, 2021
Valconphrina
Original Species created by Solkkamal. The species has an intricate hierarchy. Join her discord server to find out more.
Valconphrina by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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