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Valbona-Friday 

A Valbona-Friday is typically a friday where you look your absolute WORST. You are typically sleep-deprived and your make-up is messed up or your hair is sticking out to all sides.

Your teeth arent brushed and you got the stankiest breath ever. Your outfit is messed up and you are overall a big bag of rubbish.
P1: Dude, whats wrong u look trashed?!

P2: Shut up Im having a Valbona-Friday!!
Valbona-Friday by Valbonasfriend October 28, 2011
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Valbon is a sexy erotic individual with smarts that defy the intelligence of Mr. Albert Einstein himself.
I met a guy who was very Valbonish.
valbon by BigDaddy198022 June 20, 2017
this is a women having a boner on her vagina. her vagina goes very hard.
thomas,"hey guys steph just had a vabona".

leigh,"suits her,shes a slut".
vabona by shellbean August 19, 2009
Valbon is an Alpha when it's about women. He is the Lord of the women's world. Girls want him, but can't get him.
He knows how to treat a girl.
Valbon is an Alpha
Valbon by Galbso January 1, 2017
A hot and friendly Girl which everyone Likes
Person 1: is that Valona?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: omg Shes so hot i'd like to be her Freund
Valona by Kosovo06 January 2, 2017
a definitionless word that can be used in any situation to describe anything, any noun, verb, or adjective
"you just need to valboa" "that valboa could have been so much easier"
valboa by cuntamatata May 27, 2021
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