Vajoner

The equivalent of a vagina having a boner.

"Baby I have a raging vajoner right now"

by VaginalButtsex February 27, 2018

Vajoner (n)

Female sexual arousal, often resulting in enlarged swollen vagina and erect clitoris. Not to be confused with the misspelled white trash version of the word "vagoner".

"I lost my Vajoner (n) when the Weezer Video came on"

by Ms Stevie November 9, 2009

Vagoner

An erect clitoris (vagina boner).

That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

vagoner

a boner of the vagina

Oh! He just game me such an amazing vagoner.

by im~sexy~and~i~know~it December 30, 2011

Vagoner

1. A female erection.

2. A Female boner!

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!

by Kaycee B February 13, 2008

Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012