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Someone who adds people that they don't know, or that annoy them on either myspace, facebook, or other such social networking sites, in order to increase their friend count. A portmanteau of "vain" and "maniac". See
George is such a vainiac. He added Jack on myspace, even though he HATES him. He just wants to up his friend count.
vainiac by Lyssdexia October 3, 2007
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A combination of Vain and Maniac, this word is used to describe anyone who shows such intense levels of narcissism that they've reached a new level of self-proclaiming love. This word is also used to describe groups (if any) of people who demonstrate this "self-worshipping-love" in teams to help boost each others ego further.
"Uh oh, Vainiacs at 2 o'clock"
"There's no going back now, he's become a fully fledged Vaniac..."
"I don't like the term Narcissist, Vainiac is much more my style"
Vainiac by Grawlix Jibber-Jab February 14, 2015
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Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States
Trump is, by definition, a Vainiac.
Vainiac by RedneckBluevote May 5, 2018
A crazed, dedicated, wine-loving individual whose day is defined by the visual consumption of their daily fix: a webisode of The Thunder Show at winelibrarytv.com, hosted by Gary Vaynerchuk (Vay-Nurr-Chuck!!)

During a brief internet outage in my area code, the mourning howls of the vayniacs who were unable to get their vaynerfix could be heard from miles around.

vayniac by 4four1ones February 5, 2008

vaginiacal 

adjective
pronounced 'va jin EYE uh kul.'
from the root words 'vagina' and 'maniacal', it means to be
exceptionally excited or crazy about pleasuring a woman orally.
emma knew it was going to be an earth-shattering evening by the vaginiacal look in roland's eyes as he slid under the blankets.
vaginiacal by slyght October 5, 2005
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026