someone who is mainly persian, is tall, and very sexy, has nice hair and bigger dicks than Mahdis, Vahids usually are nice and kind people, and very honest.
Says things like "gang gang" and brags about how he could have 10-20 mans at your door but he actually has maybe one mans and that one mans is his mom who will be at your door to try to get you to want her gunky ass puss.
Person 1-Whose that guy that looks like humpty dumpty fell of a wall Person 2-Must be Vahid
Vahid- Gang gang till i die i could have 10-20 mans at your doorstep yak vern block till i die
- has as much storage space as a PS1 memory card.
-repeats the same joke over and over again, until its so unfunny the joke its self has been outlawed in the EU.
- has no understanding of banter.
- can drown in the shower.
- immune against brain eating zombies.
- prone to hurting himself in the oddest ways.
- people would rather talk to PPI telesales.
- Interacting with him is like standing on an upturned plug everything 3 seconds
Person1: There is this guyat work and he is a right Vahid.
Vahid is the most beautiful, smart, kind and passionate guy you will ever meet! He can give you all his heart without pretend anything back, he's loyal and he could do everything for the love of his life. If you will meet a Vahid, don't leave him for anything on this planet because he will be the best thing in your life.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*