Vahid

- has as much storage space as a PS1 memory card.
-repeats the same joke over and over again, until its so unfunny the joke its self has been outlawed in the EU.

- has no understanding of banter.
- can drown in the shower.

- immune against brain eating zombies.

- prone to hurting himself in the oddest ways.

- people would rather talk to PPI telesales.

- Interacting with him is like standing on an upturned plug everything 3 seconds
Person1: There is this guy at work and he is a right Vahid.

Person2: Oh no, you poor soul!
by BuckFizz83 May 13, 2015
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