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VagVamp
VagVamp is a colloquialism used to define or tag a Vaginal Vampire. A VagVamp is a Vaginal Vampire, but it is also a word that can be used in sensitive situations, when writing or speaking, in place of the term Vaginal Vampire. It is especially appropriate when one’s use of the word Vaginal may cause a person to find him or herself at risk.
It should be noted that when people do understand the proclivities in the worldview of a Vaginal Vampire they quickly perceive it to be a much more disgusting creature then they had even imagined. Many women say that it could possibly be the most abominate creature on the web.
It should be noted that when people do understand the proclivities in the worldview of a Vaginal Vampire they quickly perceive it to be a much more disgusting creature then they had even imagined. Many women say that it could possibly be the most abominate creature on the web.
Lisa, after having been banned from speaking on the floor of the Michigan House for uttering the word vagina, was now facing a legislator who was introducing an amendment in the health care bill to eliminate birth control for single women. She rose to the podium and addressed the house saying “The sponsor of this legislation has proved he cares nothing for women’s health or rights and he has again defined himself as one of the most loathsome of creatures. He has gone far beyond being repulsive, he now shows himself to be what we always knew he was, a fricking VagVamp”.
vagandles
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
The Vagcannon *Deluxe*
While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*
That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.
The Vagcannon *Deluxe* by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011
vagian
someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.
vagrant juice
Triple Meaning:
1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.
2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.
3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.
1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.
2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.
3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.
1) "Pass me that there vagrant juice, gulp."
2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."
3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"
2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."
3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"
vagrant juice by The Vagrant February 16, 2008
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