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vagsquash 

If you're in the mood to finger bang yourself instead of getting a steamy facial from some random tonight. Then you should go out with Sarah. That bitch is such a vagsquash
vagsquash by DJ Narco February 1, 2015
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Vasquatch 

A big ass motherfucker who will knock the shit out of kids if they get and or in his way and will smack a hoe if he has to.
Mark Did you see Vasquatch today
Tony ya bro I was walking in the hall when he smacked his hoe
Vasquatch by Thisguysbrother November 21, 2011

Vagsnatcher 

Female version of cockblocking.

i.e.
1) The close friend of the male that the female is trying to get at causes the wanted male to declare the female off limits as to not ruin their friendship.

2) When another female comes and begins to flirt with the wanted male.

3) When an unwanted male who has repeatedly made his interest in the female evident and was rejected cause and intervenes and stops the unwanted male from approaching the female through either spreading rumors or being obnoxiously clingy.
The guy won't leave me alone and now the guy I like won't even come near me.
That fucking vagsnatcher..
Vagsnatcher by gfsho May 24, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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