vagighost

The aroma of a woman's vagina that lingers on the beard, mustache and/or face, haunting like a spirit.

He tried to play it off as the remnants of his tuna sandwich, but deep down he knew the vagighost had given his infidelity away.

by Scones R. Badforyou August 8, 2019

Vagichosis

A Mental Diagnosis brought on when a woman is haunted by her vagina, to the point she refuses to admit it exists, or worse, attempts to self surgically remove it.

Poor Mrs Tripe. She never realized how beautiful she was. So very sad. Now dead at 98 years old. Most severe case of Vagichosis ever recorded. For 53 years she was unable even to admit she was a woman, and hid the fact very, very well.

by Clifhanger September 19, 2022

Vagimpostor

A fake vagina.

Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?

Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.

by gregben July 6, 2021