When your tight yoga leggings slip down a bit and you should really take a moment to hike them back up with a two handed jumping shimmy tug. You procrastinate since you are in public and worry this would look this would look ridiculous. Instead, you do nothing, and are left with a 4 inch "vagampoline" (pronounced vah.jamp.oh.leen) - a taut, bouncy trampoline-like area in your crotch that could likely launch a paperweight, possibly even an anvil.
Standing in line at the coffee shop for my afternoon latte, I realize I'm sporting a "vagampoline" and duck into the restroom to pull up my yoga leggings.
by #lchsweetapplesumshine January 1, 2017