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An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.
"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"
Vagimess by DBinSD May 19, 2010
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vgaine is getting cocaine snorted out pf your vagina.
person“my girl is such a freak she made me do vagaine.”
The management regime of a country, company or division of a company led by a woman.
Steven: Wow, working here was fun until we got a woman as a CEO.

Danielle: Yeah, this new vagime sucks bawls. Its all work, work, work, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Vagime by Buffman6236 December 1, 2011
Meaning "Vaginal Penetration" Time or otherwise sex time.
Woman: Honeyyyy!!! It's Vagtime!!!

Man: YESSSSS! Coming!
Vagtime by TheDefiner1 November 21, 2011
OMG, that guy is such a vajaime
Vajaime by a/M July 4, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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