noun:1. A person with an extremely comfortable usu. fleshy sometimes moist rear end.2.One who never follows through or is of weak resolve.3.Opp. of tight-ass, one who is lavish with money or resources.
1.Ted: ....so kim and I were spooning and she was so comfortable I couldn't help but butt-fuck her.
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.
2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.
3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.
2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.
3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!
by xZMalachiZx December 25, 2007
Vag-Ass is a term used on a very specific group of people, but only one person knows the true definition. This person is said to be extremely smart and beautiful, and she is going to take the true meaning of the word to her grave. It is often used to retaliate the term Dick-Butt, which has no real meaning at all.
by Chelsea Thompson May 15, 2007
A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid
I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.
by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011
The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.
Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.
by The real Gunny July 03, 2014
When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020