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A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".
vag fag by Styles84 September 6, 2011
A guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he's gay.
Dude 1: That gay dude just grabbed that girl's tit and she didn't get mad!

Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.

Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
vag fag by $ED$ April 30, 2011
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A man who likes and dates women, but when his significant other is not around he acts like a Homo.
Dude, did u see that Vag-Fag over there. His girl went to the bar and he's looking at ur ass!
vag-fag by Robb Currie January 6, 2008
A really offensive term for lesbian, vag-fag is a short term for vagina-faggot.
"Ew, Vanessa is such a vag-fag, I can't"
Vag-fag by ShutUpBitchBam August 18, 2013
The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.
Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.

Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.

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fag vag by director of awesome July 16, 2009

Fag with a vag 

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag
Fag with a vag by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019
Person with unexplained love for german car makers VW, Audi. Usually hipster with latest pitchfork's best new music playing on car stereo. Car drastically lowered and with expensive oldschool rims. Usually slow but shiny car. Uses it's transportation to allure female hipsters to enjoy their genitalia. Prefers pre 1990 VAG "hot hatches". Usually has no friends, hates faster cars i.e. USDM, JDM.
A: I'll dump that shit yo, german engineering, those AA tights on dat hip ass maen!!

B: d00d you are such vagfag
vagfag by 332211332211 March 29, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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