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A very beautiful person with a personality who cares about someone’s and make everyone fall in love with their confidence to tell
You should be Vaelua .
vaelua by dayyum._son January 12, 2021

Most Valuable Drunk 

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
Most Valuable Drunk by king jay March 27, 2008

Valuator 

The best person to ever exist. Enjoys eating ham, and watching top tier anime that his friend Dougelo provided to him. Also TheBigChuckk is a piece of garbage and is a waste of life and no one will ever love him because he is an unwanted piece of ham. Valuator is above all other beings in the universe.
TheBigChuckk: Hey Chonk you know that valuator guy.

Chonk: yah he is an amazing being unlike you, you garbage piece of unwanted hotdog skin
Valuator by Dougelo March 25, 2022

Cum Valuation 

The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator
Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November

Valuable Pain

A lesson about committing you’re heart to a relationship too swiftly
Valuable Pain by Valuable pain November 25, 2019
Tiny penis boy who believes they are entitled to rule.
Vaelar is a cunt
Vaelar by ST0NKS February 28, 2023
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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