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vagynesexual by chiraffare January 14, 2017
Vadong
Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010
Valynn
A curious character, a Valynn. Easy on the eyes but somewhat of a maniac. A Valynn drives fast, often in highly-engineered German machinery, often laden in maniacal laughter. Should you encounter a Valynn, you'd be advised to approach with caution. Valynn's will make a fool of you, should you choose a poor method of approach or say the wrong thing. It would also be advised that you relocate your wallet to a front pocket and sleep with one eye open, should you bring one home with you. The world belongs to Valynn's. We are just here to amuse them.
"In a completely unexpected turn of events, my girlfriend suddenly pulled a Valynn-- hit the gas, closed her eyes and drove straight through that tunnel at the speed of light, cackling wildly, all the way!"
Vady
The patron deity of mathematicians, wizards, and lovable rogues. Worshiped by a cult of eldritch creatures, weirdos, disguise artists, and unseelie fey; they are known for shapeshifting, being extremely majestic, and granting a +3 on disguise checks to any who praise them.
Vady by ShadowCharms May 7, 2018
Vodyness
Vodyness by TheSpectater July 25, 2021
Vadym
A handsome bloke who can get any woman he wants. He loves big booty philippino girls such as a 1 he met in high school. He is someone with a massive schlong and will use it on his girl. He is typically blond and he is a slavic man. Vadym in latin is to "attract" and it is true as he attracts many people.
Vadym by Urban Dick December 20, 2017
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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