Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
A curious character, a Valynn. Easy on the eyes but somewhat of a maniac. A Valynn drives fast, often in highly-engineered German machinery, often laden in maniacal laughter. Should you encounter a Valynn, you'd be advised to approach with caution. Valynn's will make a fool of you, should you choose a poor method of approach or say the wrong thing. It would also be advised that you relocate your wallet to a front pocket and sleep with one eye open, should you bring one home with you. The world belongs to Valynn's. We are just here to amuse them.
"In a completely unexpected turn of events, my girlfriend suddenly pulled a Valynn-- hit the gas, closed her eyes and drove straight through that tunnel at the speed of light, cackling wildly, all the way!"
The patron deity of mathematicians, wizards, and lovable rogues. Worshiped by a cult of eldritch creatures, weirdos, disguise artists, and unseelie fey; they are known for shapeshifting, being extremely majestic, and granting a +3 on disguise checks to any who praise them.
A handsome bloke who can get any woman he wants. He loves big booty philippino girls such as a 1 he met in high school. He is someone with a massive schlong and will use it on his girl. He is typically blond and he is a slavic man. Vadym in latin is to "attract" and it is true as he attracts many people.