V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”
Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.