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Uzair Qureshi 

A male prostitute with aspergers from Crystal Lake, illinois and Bartlett, Illinois. Usually prostitutes these 2 areas but many others as well. He is a very cheap prostitute and most often not worth paying.
He also claims his mid grade is high quality so dont fall for it.
Person 1: Hey do you need a uzair qureshi?

Person 2: No I'm not looking for a prostitute, no thanks.
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Uzair is a kind hearted and funny guy. He has a contagious smile which makes your day better and he’ll know when you’re not okay and ask you. I cannot be more thankful for having an “uzair” in my life .
Uzair is the coolest person ever.
Uzair by avanixoxochardison October 28, 2020
The coolest kid in the world, extremely strong and amazing. Everyone loves Uzair.
Uzair is hell of a cute boy. His smile is the best you will ever see and it'll cheer you up no matter what. He is somebody that attracts anyone around. He is very special (he has exceptional attractive qualities) and is rare to find someone like him.
Uzair is a wonderful young handsome man who is very kind and good looking. There is a myth where a man named Uzair once married a beautiful smart girl named Sydney. It is said that any girl would be luck to marry a guy named Uzair. His names means adventures, brave, funny, and smart.
Uzair is the most loveable, caring and cute boy you will ever meet. Nothing can stop you from loving Uzair, they may not seem like much at first but once you get to know them they will light up your whole world.
Uzair is a role model for all men and is every girls dream boy.
“Get you an Uzair. He's amazing beyond words”.

“Man thats cool! It's something Uzair would do”.

“Uzair will make you the happiest ever”.

“I'm such a loser, I wish I was like Uzair who has lots of friends”.
Uzair by Mr Uzeey February 10, 2020
The coolest kid in the world, extremely strong and tall. Everyone loves Uzair.
Man thats cool! It's something Uzair would do.

I'm such a loser, I was I was like Uzair who has lots of friends,.
uzair by thewholeworld April 9, 2005
A wonderful young handsome man who is tall and good looking. There is a myth where a man named Uzair once married a beautiful smart girl named Sydney. It is said that any girl would be luck to marry a guy named Uzair. His names means adventures, brave, funny, and smart
I once married a man named Uzair
Uzair by Fhrndjf June 13, 2019
A Turkish word for Ottomites. An uzair is commonly used in the shakespeare era. It has been used in some of shakespeare's most wonderful plays including Othello and such. An uzair is much like a jewish preist or also known as a ribi.
A : I'm an uzair
B : Oh yeah? Why's that?
A : I just got my barmitsfa
B : shit! u are an uzair lol.
uzair by jacky chou April 4, 2008
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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