utter wank

Of Questionable Quality.

"Man, the PS3 is utter wank!"

utter wank by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

utter wank stain 

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

utter wank stain by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018

Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

Utter Wankspangle. by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

a complete and utter wanker 

Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.

That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker

a complete and utter wanker by confarga September 28, 2005