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stanley uris

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a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
stanley uris by zoomerichie May 5, 2018

Stanley uris

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The best boy ever he loves birds and has a amazing personality he is so brave and has a kind heart he close friends with everyone in the losers club. He also is sarcastic and can roll his eyes at his friends (mainly Richie tozier and Eddie kasprack) and tells them to shut up but would still give his life for any of his friends, like he did
Person1: I LOVE STANLEY URIS

Person 2: ME TOO
Stanley uris by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020

pulling a Stanley Uris 

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its a joke between the it fandom from when stanley uris killed himself on a bathub, usually when someone is really sad and goes to take a bath, or wishing them to kill themselves (please dont do that)
def. 1 i dont feel good, im going to take a bath

oh so your pulling a stanley uris rn?

def. 2 you are so annoying karen, why dont you pull a stanley uris?

stan uris 

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One of the kids from Stephen King's IT, played by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version, and Richard Masur and Ben Heller in the 1990 version. He's the skeptic of the group, basing his decisions off of logic and reality. He doesn't want to fall for Pennywise's tricks, for he believes they're not real. His traumas as a child result in his tragic fate, within the infamous chapter known as "Stanley Uris takes a bath". He deserved better.
"He's being so skeptical."
"What a Stan Uris."
stan uris by rain_. December 15, 2017

Stanley Uris

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the wee jewish one in it.

the weakest link.

a smol bean who deserves the world

Stanley Uris

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The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.
A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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