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Noun. A person who does things selfishly that screws over every one else.

Verb. The act of screwing over everyone else.
Can you believe that Urist trying to get an exception to company policy? Again!

Man, I don't know how he urists himself out of every situation.
Urist by KunteKimbe August 5, 2015
Related Words
Urist urst Unist unistache urdista urest Uritated uritza urmston ursty

stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
stanley uris by zoomerichie May 5, 2018

Uritov Cocktail 

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.
Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

Stanley uris

The best boy ever he loves birds and has a amazing personality he is so brave and has a kind heart he close friends with everyone in the losers club. He also is sarcastic and can roll his eyes at his friends (mainly Richie tozier and Eddie kasprack) and tells them to shut up but would still give his life for any of his friends, like he did
Person1: I LOVE STANLEY URIS

Person 2: ME TOO
Stanley uris by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020

pulling a Stanley Uris 

its a joke between the it fandom from when stanley uris killed himself on a bathub, usually when someone is really sad and goes to take a bath, or wishing them to kill themselves (please dont do that)
def. 1 i dont feel good, im going to take a bath

oh so your pulling a stanley uris rn?

def. 2 you are so annoying karen, why dont you pull a stanley uris?
Always the prettiest girl in the room. Girls want to be her and men want to be with her. She's charismatic, charming and beyond beautiful
That girl is so stunning. She must be a Urisha
Urisha by Arcto1 December 20, 2019