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Urbanodictionariaphobia 

The fear of the Urban dictionary. If you are reading this, you don't have it.
Person A: Hey, let's go check out JJJake's definition of ploofy on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAHHHH!! Stop it! I have Urbanodictionariaphobia!
Person A: What does that mean? Hang on a sec, I'll just search it up on the Urban dictionary.

Person B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urbanoia 

Fear of all urban aspects of society associated to an obsession with the rural ones.
Look at that man! He is hiding horse food in his pockets, looking twice over his shoulders for fear that anyone would snatch it! He is also startled by every car that passes during the day!
He must have Urbanoia!
Urbanoia by Cycy Ch August 12, 2022

UrbanIdiot 

People who waste their time coming up with stupid words to define meaningless and unimportant things. Brainless jerks who waste their time insulting others (like I'm insulting them now) in order to feel good about themselves.
Any person who makes up a derogatory, racist, homophobic, insulting, gender-biased, self-centered, sadistic (etc. I could go on) word that puts down anyone but themselves. "He's such an urbanidiot."
UrbanIdiot by IdiotHater August 26, 2006

urbazoid 

the combination of urban and schzoid
a person rendered pyschotic merely by living in an urban enviornment, disconnected from the "real" world; thinks the artificial world of the city is valid thus all his judgements about life are skewed.
I hate it when urbazoids from the city come out and call cattle with no udders "cows"
urbazoid by junge altman February 1, 2005

urbantides 

Urbantides is a dumb fucking wet yute, if you see this guy, fucking shank him up. Mans packing a 1 incher tryna slide into girls dms with his 12 year old ass. Dumb ass neek thinks hes the best and so fucking cocky.

pocketsumner >
OMG, pocketsumner you are so much cuter than ugly urbantides
urbantides by urbantides hater December 12, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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