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#1: when answering to every question "ur mom!" or any other cliche sayings(ur face, ur dad ur sister ur grandama etc) and u get tired of it, ur dog is one of the endless possibilites.
#2: an animal related to the wolf which most of americans have for a pet.
#3: sumtimes dog or 'dawg' is used as a 'cool' name for a buddy.
#1: Joe:"hey why'd u ditch me?"
Moe:"uhh...ur dog!"
*Moe runs away.*
#2: Joe:"what animal is that?"
Moe:" a dog."
#3: Joe: "Hey!"
Moe:"sup dawg?"
ur dog by no one:(|) December 9, 2008
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when someone is being a strag
OMFG STOP HANGING OUT WITH STRAGS! UR DOG!
ur dog by caw king May 1, 2023

Ur dog a nignog 

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.
Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)
Ur dog a nignog by 5W00GY March 20, 2018

Ur dog bisexual 

Worse than ur mom gay AND your dad lesbian
Kim: ur mom gay
Susan: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur dog bisexual

Kim and Susan die
@willoww.exe
Ur dog bisexual by Okk.willow March 13, 2018

Ur dog gay 

Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.
George: "Ur mom gay"

Peter: "Ur dad lesbian"

George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay"

Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies
Ur dog gay by Sexhaver2000 May 15, 2018

Ur dog a cat 

This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.
Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*
Ur dog a cat by Sam11803 March 13, 2018

ur dog log 

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
ur dog log by Alossissea April 13, 2018
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