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Ur dick a shrimp 

The most hurtful words of all time
Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

ur puppy dog a dick hog 

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.
Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

ur dick a tic 

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.
Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

Ur Great Grandmother a dick sucker 

The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole
Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole

Ur chick has a dick 

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle