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upsidedown piano 

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.
I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy
upsidedown piano by Bikemaster October 24, 2012

Upside Down Piano 

The act of fondling a Mans or Woman’s crotch with your fingers.

A Sexual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

Pretending to play the Piano Upside Down in the Crotch area of another person.
(Duke)"Last night when i came home Torri gave me The Upside Down Piano"
(Dorian)" Wow what song did she play?"
Upside Down Piano by MC30 February 22, 2008

upside down piano 

In the card game of cribbage, scoring zero points in the crib
I got an upside down piano in my crib

Play the upside down piano 

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"
...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026