Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".
Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)