Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG March 21, 2007

Up the stick

When one has died in a video game, and refuses to give up the controller. And the last resort to getting violent.. is being ask to up the stick

“You just died dam, soft ass jit. Up the stick. This ain’t yo game anyway. soft ass”

by 3way3rd_ July 15, 2019

Up the stick

You have died in a video game
And you must give up the controller

Bro you just died dam, soft ass jit
Up the stick

by 3way3rd_ July 15, 2019

Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG December 15, 2008

stick up the ass

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018