Untrollable 

An untrollable, is quite possibly, the rarest of all trolls! They are created, when a cannibal troll, mates with a regular human. The untrollable's, troll side, is dormant for the most part, only coming out, when the untrollable is being trolled. These trolls go about business, like any other internet person. When threatened by a troll, the untrollable will waste the time of the troll, pretending to be too nice. In reality, the untrollable finds amusement, in the troll's feeble trolling attempts. The regular troll, usually realizes that it's being counter-trolled, and stops. When the untrollable finds that the troll is not there, the untrollable usually feels empty, but returns to his everyday life. The only way to troll an untrollable, is to troll them, then stop suddenly.

Troll: Yiff in hell, furfag!!!
Untrollable: Only if you're there. Johnny's not as big as you are.
Troll: Fuck you.
Untrollable: Murr!
Troll: Fag!
Untrollable: Only for you, m'love!
Troll: Britfag piece of shit.
Untrollable: Yes, my dad was a British anus.
Troll: **realises he's being counter trolled** Fuck this shit.
Untrollable: Okay! *takes fecal matter* UNF!!! UNF!! UNF!!
**no response**
Untrollable: **feels sad**

Untrollable by The_Exuberant_Face August 19, 2010

Untrollable

When am awesome human has been through so much in life, likely a mental health condition which includes suicide attempts such as Bipolar disorder. They feel invincible to trolls and bullies who them to bring them down. She was a bully when she was younger.

Instead of showing rage, the one who is trolled feels empathy and compassion towards the troll, knowing it’s a them problem. From a trauma informed perspective the one trolled realises the troll hasn’t dealt with their own shit so projects it onto others, behaving like a fucktard to others.

An untrollable person was making a post about her previous experience as a police officer, she no longer is one. As a result of the police she has experienced mental health issues and is now in a great place. One troll said ‘The only good cop is a dead cop’.

The woman shutdown all comments good and bad and updated the post to show she was a mental health advocate. Such posts were unwanted and unacceptable. She mentioned that it was likely the troll actually needed support and offered some.

Untrollable by Eliza Energiza October 11, 2026