The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
A person who texts unreliably; they can either respond in ten minutes or ten days. Also quality of texts are unpredictable. They are either short onewords or paragraphs.
Oh yeahyou know Courtney? She’s such an unreliable texter! She hasn’t responded in a week!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."