Unpeopley: Having a preference to be away from most people in all situations, and especially an aversion to talking with strangers.
Someone once told me that I never met a stranger, because I lovepeople, want to know everyone's story, and talk with everyone/anyone within earshot. John is the opposite, he is so unpeopley that he barely talks with anyone unless absolutely necessary...sometimes even when it IS necessary!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).