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unjewify

When the Space Laser corporation kicks you out so you loose your job at the bank and have your nose shrunken.

Space Laser Corp Manager: We have seen that you haven't been stingy enough with your money.

Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?

Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.

Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by 979999 March 25, 2021