University of Tulsa

The best damn university in the mid-west! Basically the Harvard of the mid-west! It dominates state schools and many other private schools. We have the happiest students in the country!!!

Derek: Do you have fun at school/get a really good education?

Morgan: DUHHHH!!!! I go to the University of Tulsa!!!

Garrett: Yea, the University of Tulsa is technically the best university in the country...

Doug: You can come to my room to party!

University of Tulsa by Jacob 1427 January 24, 2009

university of tulsa

A small private university, filled with kids that represent the "TU special" or an odd collection of people who were too good to go to state schools. The school also possesses one of the creepiest school mascots costumes in Division 1a athletics. The school is generally considered to over-priced and its students arrogant assholes.

Drew: Hey guys! I'm the TU special, but im also a part of ka!

Jacob: so your socially handicapped?

Drew: Yea You Know it! But thanks to the university of tulsa my troubles will continue!

university of tulsa by mliferjw May 4, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012